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Because one just isn’t enough.

Obviously my dad’s work.

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I have a new blog that is going to be rants about various subjects and mostly just fun stuff that I want to write about.  I would love it if you followed, but I don’t blame you if you don’t.  I definitely get that it may not be for everyone.  I don’t know what I’ll end up writing about, but the topics I’ve written about so far are: why I don’t care about tattoos having meaning, how my boyfriend ruined romantic comedies for me, and an especially embarrassing one about my former obsessive crushes on guys who were not at all interested in me.  Fun stuff, right? 

Thanks for reading!

*I know I shouldn’t bother starting a new blog since I have a perfectly good one here that I’m not really using, but it just makes me feel uncomfortable to think that my followers here could even possibly be annoyed with one of my long rants for just a second because it isn’t what you signed up for.  I know it’s silly, but it’s just easier for me to create a new blog.

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sarapocock:

I am obsessed with this episode of Comedy Bang Bang.  Especially with that precocious little orphan Fourvel!  More of this to come…

Reblogged from Earwolf
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The singer of this band was my first boyfriend.  He’s definitely the best boyfriend I’ve ever had (aside from Joe, obviously).  I’m kind of proud.. hah.

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My dad said this. Fo’ real.

“So if I wanted to find concert tickets for sale, could I just go to CraigslistTicketsStockton.com or something?”

Craigslist 24/7, y’alls.

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I just looked in the mirror and saw that my shirt was on inside out. Just before slitting my wrists from unbearable embarrassment, I remembered that I tried some new shirts on when I got home today and I haven’t been out since. No one saw my near fatal mistake.

And I know I shouldn’t joke about suicide, but its not too far off from what I actually would’ve done (never gone to the Target in Turlock again).

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Bret McKenzie at the Oscars

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This is the Valentine’s Day wallpaper I woke-up to this morning.  My computer never looked so cute.

Note: My kittens uses his voice to call my boyfriend “papa” because he’s our baby.